motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via nicoosuxx)

Sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Bodine. Jack was very professional. 

(Source: her-guardian-angel)

"Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me."

J.K. Rowling  (via wearyvoices)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via psychedelicserene)

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

(via thisactuallyisbrandon)

"We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."

Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via lacryma-icarus)

Let’s raise children who won’t have to recover from their childhoods.

"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."

Johnny Knoxville  (via cultivate-solitude)

(Source: veryhotbuns, via rusty-pickle)

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

(via charmxnder)

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