I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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Sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Bodine. Jack was very professional. 

(Source: her-guardian-angel)

"Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me."

J.K. Rowling  (via wearyvoices)

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happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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"We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."

Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via feellng)

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Let’s raise children who won’t have to recover from their childhoods.

"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."

Johnny Knoxville  (via cultivate-solitude)

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the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

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